Roadmap
What is built, and what is next.
Everything shipped stays on this page. A roadmap that only shows the future is a wish list.
- Shipped
- 16
- Being built
- 2
- Later
- 1
- Most recent
Proof
6/6
Every number on this site can be reproduced from the chain by somebody who does not trust us.
Tools
5/7
Things worth opening. None of them ask you to connect a wallet or sign anything.
Words
3/3
Readable in the language you think in — the pages about staying safe before the pages about us.
Craft
2/4
It has to work on an old phone, on a bad connection, on the first try.
Being built now, 2
Tools
The meme engine
A proper generator with real templates, replacing the first attempt. Pick a template, type a line, post it. Nothing to upload and nothing to install.
- Waiting on
- More poses. Four exist and all four are front-facing, so every template is the same figure standing in the middle of it.
- Done when
- A meme we did not make turns up in the timeline.
Craft
Bulletproof on a phone
Most people who open this site open it on a phone, often on a bad connection. Every page, every control and every flow tested on real iOS and Android engines rather than a narrow desktop window.
- Waiting on
- Nothing. It is measurement and repair.
- Done when
- Every interactive element is thumb-sized, no page scrolls sideways at any width a phone actually is, and every tool completes under a finger.
Next up, 1
Craft
Every tool one tap from the front page
The question generator, the wallet lookup and the white paper can only be reached through the Tools menu. Each tool should be offered on the landing page where it is relevant.
- Waiting on
- Nothing but a decision on where each link sits. The pages exist.
- Done when
- Every tool is reachable from the landing page without opening a menu.
Later, 1
Tools
The trait creator
Build a $IF character from layered artwork instead of pulling one that already exists. Pick a body, a head and a set of traits, and take away something nobody else has.
- Waiting on
- Layered artwork that does not exist yet. Traits have to be drawn to register against each other, which is a different job from drawing 150 finished coins.
- Done when
- The pool stops being the only way to get a picture.
Already shipped, 16
Everything already built, newest first, each one linking to itself. This is the part of a roadmap that has actually been tested.
Finish the sentence yourself and the card is drawn for it, on your own device. Nothing typed is stored, sent, or put into a link.
All sixteen pages in Chinese, Turkish and Spanish as well as English, so a reader can get from the landing page to the supply figures without leaving their own language.
The white paper
Proof
Sixteen pages: the thesis, the token, the supply and the burn, who holds it, how to buy it, the risks, and a page listing what this project does not claim.
Earlier, 13
The community wall
Craft
Real posts on the landing page, in our own type rather than embedded. The text is fetched once at build time — no third-party script, no iframe, nothing watching you read it.
Every meme in the vault now has a page in Chinese, Turkish and Spanish as well as English. The titles stay as written — they are jokes, not prose.
Pulls are kept in your own browser, so clearing it used to lose them. Copy a code, paste it in anywhere else, and they come back.
The exact command behind each figure on the dashboard, built from the same addresses the page uses. Paste any of them into a terminal and check us.
Who holds it
Proof
The fifteen largest holdings, with the burn address and the liquidity pool named rather than left looking like whales. Every row links to the address.
Read from the chain instead of claimed. The contract has no owner function at all — a stronger fact than any promise, and one anyone can check.
Every day so far
Tools
The daily question now has a page per day, so a shared link unfurls with the question itself and the whole run is readable back to launch.
Come back and the dashboard says what moved. Compared against figures your own browser kept — nothing is sent anywhere.
The deeper chart
Proof
Zoom, pan, a moving average, and every burn marked on the timeline where it happened.
The live dashboard
Proof
Holder count, concentration, every burn since launch read from the chain, and the biggest buy and sell of the day.
Wallet lookup
Tools
Paste any address and see what it holds. No connection, no signature, nothing to approve.
The vault used to hand out raw image files. Each meme now has a real page and its own preview card.
Four languages
Words
English, 中文, Türkçe and Español across every tool on the site.
What this roadmap will not do
- 01
Put a date on anything that has not happened. Shipped items carry a date because those already happened; a date on the rest is the easiest promise in crypto to break.
- 02
Mention a price, a market cap or a target. Nothing on this page is a reason to buy anything.
- 03
List a partnership, a listing or an integration before it exists and can be opened.
- 04
Ship anything that asks you to connect a wallet or sign a message. If that ever changes, it will appear on this page as a line before it appears as a feature.